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Masturbating. Also see jacking off.
Man, my girlfriend dumped me.. Well, back to one hander commander! =D
See flogging the dolphin, sp..
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When a person that goes by the name of Dowd tries to Scone someone, but ends up getting sconed in the end by himself.
Sconer got alaske..
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The uncomfortable trip from one bathroom stall to another in search much-needed toilet paper.
Dude, I'm so pissed. I had to do t..