Ash Lap Edit Meaning

1. The act of masturbating oneself into a near coma. Blood wanks occur as a result of massive sexual frustration and unobtainable relief. H..

1. At every park, there's one. The goose that will not move, and constantly squawks at you. It often has a possy of other mean looking..

1. To waste time doing small, insignificant tasks when you know you should be doing something else (but don't want to). "Stop or..