Ashburn Prowler

What is Ashburn Prowler?

The predator who stalks children on the streets of the wealthy suburb Ashburn.

"Hey, Dakota, did you see that rustle in the bushes?"

"OH MY GOSH Chevette, I totally did! Its probably the Ashburn Prowler! RUN!"

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