What is Ashburton?
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The tourism and adventure capital of New Zealand. Founded in 1876 by two transvestite hookers, an old guy and a dog that played basketball because it wasn't against the rules, Ashburton quickly became known for excitement, prostitution and backgammon. Recently it has developed into a sprawling cityscape, and has plans to hold the New Zealand national sheep-boxing competition.
Ashburton is the old-people meat export capital of the world.
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N.having a huge ass, other terms...rumbus bootus and gludius maximus.
That anal orphius is rotund!!!
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A mistaken pronunciation of a "rusty trombone" - where you eat someone's ass while reaching under to give them a handjob...
