What is Ashburton?
1.
The tourism and adventure capital of New Zealand. Founded in 1876 by two transvestite hookers, an old guy and a dog that played basketball because it wasn't against the rules, Ashburton quickly became known for excitement, prostitution and backgammon. Recently it has developed into a sprawling cityscape, and has plans to hold the New Zealand national sheep-boxing competition.
Ashburton is the old-people meat export capital of the world.
See
Random Words:
1.
when in water, This person is drowning, save them. When out of water, this person is calling you're bullshit, because you're l..
1.
To bang someone like a screen door means to have sex with them, but hard, rough, playful sex.(lots of moaning ;))
*usually said to a gi..
