What is Ashhole?
1.
(noun) a word used as an alternative to asshole by people who think they're somehow "better" or "good" because they don't curse. (Also see: troutturd, hypercrite, frogging and bullshirt)
"You're such an ashhole!, find another ride home from church!"
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2.
A really obnoxious person (person for a lack of a better word), that almost everybody wouldn't piss on, if that person were on fire.
If this person were to somehow catch fire and forget to stop, drop and roll, they would be reduced to ash, thus making the world a better place.
Our school principal is really an ashhole.
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3.
An aura of Ash which attracts all female counterparts into its iron grip and completely dissolves all previous attractions they may have had for another, into one extremely powerful attraction for Ash. This usually results in an apocalyptic orgasm which has and may cause several earthquakes in several surrounding countries.
I hate going to Ash's house! Every time I bring a new girl over, she's always getting sucked into that damn 'ashhole' and never returns.
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