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Phrase meaning "left" for dumbasses that can't tell the difference between left and right. As opposed to your other left..
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Not buying HÄAGEN-DAZS ice cream in Singapore because it's too expensive.
Yo that ice cream cake is balls expensive. HÄAGEN-DON&ap..
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What Sweeney Todd shaves if you don't have a beard.
Customer: "Eh! - What're you doin'? What do you expect to shave..