What is Ashkon?
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a fat old persian who lives with his 17 wives, 3 dogs, 16 fissh, 13 cats, and has a crazy obsession with brintney spears and gay men
"Did you see that freak the other day with 17 lady friends and like a million pets? he was wearing a britney spears shirt and rainbow pants with a gay pride sticker."
"OH YEAH THATS ASHKON!"
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