Ashlee Simpson.

What is Ashlee Simpson.?

1.

Whore. Sucks ass at singing.

Omfg, you, like, make me wanna la la.

2.

super whore, but hot. and i dont give a fuck about ur self esteem and if people mistake you for britney OH BOO FUCKING HOO BITCH. Sucks at songwriting.

"Yeah, I wanna make a song about a dick... i mean um a shadow, cuz im in the shadow IM NOT TALKING ABOUT JESSICA GODDAM IT FUCK YOU but anyway, I think it'd be cool. OMYGAWD RYAN, YOU DIDNT SING A SONG FOR ME!?!?!?!?!!??!" "Um... who the fuck are you?"

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