What is Ashlee Simpson Threshold?


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n. The point that must be exceeded by exposure to crappy music to begin producing the given effect or result, or to elicit the response of, preferring to listen to the music of Ashlee Simpson.

I cannot listen to Green Day, Coldplay, or the Killers anymore. They have all breached my Ashlee Simpson Threshold.

See horrific, torture


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