What is Ashlee Simpson-wentz?
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Talentless pop singer, Ashlee Simpson, married even less-talented sceney-bopper Fall Out Boy guitarist, Pete Wentz. They both suck.
Ashlee Simpson-Wentz: OMG. Babyyy! We are like the perfect couple! I'm a nasal-voiced pop tart punk singer and you are an awfully average, conceited band member! Let's get married!
Pete: Yeahhh. Hyphen your last name, ok? Also, can I barrow your Urban Decay liner and skinny jeans? I feel too grizzly in these boots and Wranglers.
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