Ashley Cole

What is Ashley Cole?


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A name used to describe somebody who is only motivated by money. They will throw all their toys out of their pram when they have been caught doing something that they shouldn't have been doing. A cheap man's David Beckham.

Guy 1: Dude, I found out that you porked my missus. I have photographic evidence. I want to put it all in the past though - you are a mate after all.

Guy 2: WTF??!! OMG!! That's so fucking typical of you. How dare you hang me out to dry like this!! I thought you were my friend? I FUCKING HATE YOU. *boo hoo hoo*

Guy 1: Stop being such an Ashley Cole.

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