What is Ashleyphobic?
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adj.- Decsribes a person who is frightened by the acts of a certain person named Kevin Ashley. The acts by which an Ashleyphobic is frightened by include: Eating stuff from under his nails, out of his hair, shoes, and nose, eating the balls of dirt that accumulate from rubbing his hands together and any any bodily excretion in existance.
The ashleyphobic watched in pain as Kevin Ashley ate any bodily excretion that he could find.
