Ashlon

What is Ashlon?

1.

Kind of a crazy guy. Nobody really pays attention to him even though he is awesome. Usually masturbates while watching porn. Which he does every night.

Dude1: Ashlon is so insane!

Dude2: He did my mom.

See crazy, insane, lost

2.

One who is constantly tired, from watching large amounts of porn. Also, one who is unsure about their sexual orientation due to their name.

Dude 1:You're being such an ashlon!

Dude 2:I don't even watch that much porn!

See ashley, transsexual, bipolar, hyper, dead

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