What is Ashlon?
1.
Kind of a crazy guy. Nobody really pays attention to him even though he is awesome. Usually masturbates while watching porn. Which he does every night.
Dude1: Ashlon is so insane!
Dude2: He did my mom.
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2.
One who is constantly tired, from watching large amounts of porn. Also, one who is unsure about their sexual orientation due to their name.
Dude 1:You're being such an ashlon!
Dude 2:I don't even watch that much porn!
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The abbrevation for the commonly used phrase
"Suck it up, suck it in, suck my dick"
A phrase used by lovely guys with excell..
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One who engages in sexual intercourse with a canine, indescriminate of sex; forcefully if needed.
"Bill is such a doggie driller, ..
