What is Ashlon?
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Kind of a crazy guy. Nobody really pays attention to him even though he is awesome. Usually masturbates while watching porn. Which he does every night.
Dude1: Ashlon is so insane!
Dude2: He did my mom.
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One who is constantly tired, from watching large amounts of porn. Also, one who is unsure about their sexual orientation due to their name.
Dude 1:You're being such an ashlon!
Dude 2:I don't even watch that much porn!
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Random Words:
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the phrase used (by me alone) to describe a moment of immense pleasure, such as ejaculation. You might have heard of me.
"oooooooh..
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a booty you can only rub up and down b/c its flat. it has no meat! no fat!
NOTHING!!!!
a normal booty you can rub down and you cup it ..
