What is Ashlon?
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Kind of a crazy guy. Nobody really pays attention to him even though he is awesome. Usually masturbates while watching porn. Which he does every night.
Dude1: Ashlon is so insane!
Dude2: He did my mom.
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One who is constantly tired, from watching large amounts of porn. Also, one who is unsure about their sexual orientation due to their name.
Dude 1:You're being such an ashlon!
Dude 2:I don't even watch that much porn!
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name for sound of people having noisey sex
"Wow can you hear that pigeon noise? hope they dont break the bed."
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The ficticious, mysterious person who leaves several beer bottles half full around the house during a party, only to have them found the..
