What is Ashlon?
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Kind of a crazy guy. Nobody really pays attention to him even though he is awesome. Usually masturbates while watching porn. Which he does every night.
Dude1: Ashlon is so insane!
Dude2: He did my mom.
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One who is constantly tired, from watching large amounts of porn. Also, one who is unsure about their sexual orientation due to their name.
Dude 1:You're being such an ashlon!
Dude 2:I don't even watch that much porn!
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an expression of extreme frustration and anger. It stems from an onomatopoeic aproximation of Hiro Nakamura's Japanese expression o..
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A phone call made whilst masturbating.
Pat O'Brien is a big fan of making one handed phone calls.
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