What is Ashloo?
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ashLoo: A vietnamese shithouse rat whom was born and raised in the emerald fields of Ireland. Rumor says it he was raised by the gypsy Mishra on an island not too far from the mainlands. Mishra was brutally murdered shortly after Ashloo's birth. Ashloo's diet mainly consists of malted milk, root beer, soy sauce, rice, eggs, and human flesh. His teeth resemble a finely made bear trap; perfect for killing. Ashloo's psychotic grandiosity and lack of normal human emotion allow him to commit rape and murder effortlessly, making him the greatest threat to society since Charles Manson. He also plays WOW and Counter-Strike.
Ashloo: I'M THE KING, MAN, I RULE THE UNDERWORLD, GUY
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