What is Ashopcalypse?
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verb,greek origin. An event that transpires wherein shoppers, usually fueled by crazy-low prices, throw regard for human life and personal safety to the wind in an effort to quench their personal desire for the best deal in existence, resulting in miscarried pregnancies, erectile dis-function, internal bleeding, and general bowel chaos.
Target's Day After Thanksgiving sale reigned in the four housewives of the ashopcalypse
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