What is Ashopcalypse?
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verb,greek origin. An event that transpires wherein shoppers, usually fueled by crazy-low prices, throw regard for human life and personal safety to the wind in an effort to quench their personal desire for the best deal in existence, resulting in miscarried pregnancies, erectile dis-function, internal bleeding, and general bowel chaos.
Target's Day After Thanksgiving sale reigned in the four housewives of the ashopcalypse
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A phrase meaning "you are gay". Usually accompanied by these hand signals:
1(You). Point at your target.
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to mellow out.
After that stressful day at work, I'm going to go uncrankify myself with a little reefer and Jack Johnson.
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