What is Ashtar?
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Administrative commander of the airborne division of the Great Brotherhood/Sisterhood of Light whose Commander-in-Chief is known to Earth as Jesus Christ. He commands the protective spacefleet over the western hemisphere.
Don't you dare launch that nuclear weapon.. Ashtar will knock you on your ass.
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The all knowing pwn sauce in a can. The only competetor to the AMAZING Ryu Hyabusa!
ASHTAR is going to REASON your MINUTEZ
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