Ashtonism Edit Meaning

1. Indicates the author is sick and tired of looking up your nerdy 1337 language and is too cool for you. I don't know what that mean..

1. The process of being zonkified. (messed up) The whole spectacle was an example of pure zonkification. The virus ate half his system fi..

1. badass haircut from the 50's, worn by guys that would kick your ass anyday. The haircut is pronounced: kwi-ff. A kwee-Fffff is ju..