Ashtray Edit Meaning

1.

1. A tray for storing ash.

2. A person who smells like a tray for storing ash.

3. The coolest person to ever exist, blessed the Earth with his prescence almost 15 years ago, and to this day he wonders what this planet would do without him.

1. "I'm a cancer-ridden scumbag, pass me my ashtray."

2. "STOP SMELLING YOURSELF..." "I smell like an Ashtray."

3. "Hey, you know Ashtray?" "Yeah. That guy who's the best guitar player at our school, controller of the universe, and future Prime Minister of the World?" "Yeah, him. I heard that his new band is going to rule." "Of course it will, he's in it." "Well, I'm out, I'm going to masturbate to this picture of Ashtray I found." "Shit yeah, negro!"

See awesome, sadie, lol, n00b, rofl

2.

Fucking a girl doggie style, and putting your cigarette out on her asshole

I gave that bitch an ashtray because her asshole stank.

See ashtray, asshole, burn, butt, cigarette

3.

Young women of the Province of Ontario (Canada), usually good looking, with a superb aptitude for putting off men's desire for them. The "ashtray" status is usually achieved by (1) wearing ample, non-sexy-non-revealing clothing, (2) using questionable makeup in social contexts, (3) not being able to hold one's liquor, or (4) a combination of the previous elements.

Two men in a bar: "Should I ask Ashtray #1 or Ashtray #2 for a dance?"

"Go for broke, man"

See lumberjack, hottie, make-up, basket case

4.

Term used to describe someone with a protruding sternum and a skeletal body type.

(also ashtrey)

See also:

carcass; birdcage

Ashtrey you dicknose

See Brad

5.

a name that best friends, jeny and kimberley, used to call a girl in 5th grade. they are now seniors in high school and the name is still very funny.

jeny (in arizona): hey kimberley guess what? i saw ashtray today!!

kimberley (in new zealand): haha no way! after all these years?! wow

jeny: yea haha we have some real good memories from back in the day.

kimberley: yup priceless

See kimberley, jeny, haha, jeny

6.

a tray full of ash or sum1 smells like an ashtray

"omfg hollie ashton smells lyk a fucking ashtray!"

fishy ashtray ashton!

See hollie, fishy, ashton, ashtray, slag

7.

Someone who can't stop thinking of a past lover.

"Sam just get over Rozy shes jank."

"i can't i love her bare! i guess im just an ashtray."

See past, bare, lover, juicing, jank