Asia

What is Asia?


1.

1. A place that's so big that no matter how you define it, some other part of it is going to prove you wrong.

2. A band of the genre that composes classical music to a rock beat.

3. The first name of a cute 8-year-old girl in my neighborhood who would bust your jaws if she saw what some of you wrote about her name here.

I doubt that Asia has ever heard Asia. I know she's never been there.

2.

1. Continent which is:

a.Earth`s biggest continent

bace with the most ranged economy. For example the Phillipines is 3rd world, but Japan is one of the best economies in the world.

cntinent whose citizens would completely die out without rice. It is not just a stereotype, all Asian countries(except maybe some in the Middle East) depend on rice and even food that is not rice is often made of rice somehow.

dntinent whose citizens can come to the US and do better than white, black, or latino people in any bussiness (other than entertainment).

e.Very poorly defined on Urban Dictionary by inom. Asia is not a counrty, it is a continent. And it has far less poverty and starvation than some other parts of the world.

2. Crappy 80s band. MTV and VH1 like to call them "hair metal". I call them "pop". Kind of like Bon Jovi, but

not even worth playing at a dance.

3. Rare Italian girl`s name.

1a.J.B:Asia is huge. It is a big ass continent. Asia so big, it`s got its own sun. People everywhere else sayin` "You got your own sun! Why we gotta share the same one with everyone else?". THAT`S how big Asia is.

Lacey:Yeah, and its a pretty big continent, too.

1b.Maybe Thailand wouldn`t look so crappy if it weren`t right under Japan.

1c.News in 2008: It`s been 14 months since Worlwide rice famine started, and things are looking very bad in Asia and the Middle East. Europe, Africa, and the Americas have been able to survive on their non-rice foods. All wealthier Asians have very rapidly migrated to Europe and the United States, abandoning the strong trade-based economies of China and Japan. Most Asian citizens have completed died out, and most governments have collapsed. The only nations which have survived this ordeal so far are Iraq, Saudi Arabia, Israel, and the state of Palestine. Palestine and Israel have been locked in a power struggle for control of the continent, both sides claiming that Asia is their promised land. However, neither side has advanced as they have only been fighting eachother, the Palestians with an unknown financial and militaristic supporter. Iraq has been under check by the United States for five years now, as ex-president George W. Bush warns that Iraqi rebels might to use WMD to overtake Asia. The Saudis have not enacted any so far, but have peacefully claimed most of continental Asia. The Saudi Government could not be reached for commentary.

1d.Once I owned a convenience store, but a Korean guy bought me out. Then I went back to college for a computer degree, and designed robots until a Japanese guy took my job. Then I started a bussiness fixing computers, but it got crushed by an Indian guy. I thought I was fucked until I got a deal in New York. Now I dance, so I`ve got a steady job until a black guy takes it from me.

1e.Asia is definitely not the continent with the least money. That would probably be Africa. Or, if you want to be technical, Antartica.

2. I started getting pretty pissed off when the DJ at the holiday dance started playing "Livin` on a Prayer", but I decided to try to keep enjoying myself despite the lack of good music. I managed to tune out the shitty selection. That is, until they put on "Final Countdown".

3. Don`t you know who Asia Depino is? She was on that one show...

(asia depino is not a real actress)

3.

1. The largest continent on earth; covers most of the eastern hemisphere

2. A progressive pop band formed around 1982 by ex-members of Yes, King Crimson, UK, and Emerson Lake & Palmer (ELP). Their hits include "Heat of the Moment", "Only Time Will Tell" and "Don't Cry". The album titles have usually been one-word names beginning and ending with the letter "A", and the album covers have featured award-winning artwork by Roger Dean.

The band Asia did a tour of Asia.

4.

Asia is often known to be beautiful sweet and extreme kindness comes out of her. not a jealous person in the least bit and very confident. People looks up to asias and girls envy thier beauty and power they have when they control the men.they leave the men breathless and not known to be a slut or hoe guys respect them and they respect themselfs. MAKE GREAT FRIENDS

Fucking asia

See asian, asia, asian pride

5.

a porn star who goes to school in a parking lot

Asia was hot on webcam last night, but she had to go to sleep early because she had to go to school.

See parking lot, porn star, school, webcam, thomas, stripper

6.

Continent on that other hemisphere.

*People who live in Asian are Asian. "AZN" refers to those people whose parents are from Asia...but they've ended up in the United States.

7.

Her boobs pwn everything!

"Omg Asia! Your boobs pwn!!"

See extra, super, duper, large


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