Asian Driver Edit Meaning

1.

asshole who gets on freeway at a lightning fast 23.2 mph causing major havoc at on-ramp. they then instantly shoot over to fast lane with no regard for use of mirrors or turn signals causing multiple people to lock up their brakes, and numerous near misses as cars have to swerve to avoid them. they then proceed to break speed records as they travel at thewhopping speed of 45 mph in the fast lane all the while with left turn signal now on continuously....they seem to have immunity to the middle finger, most people would get upset at several hundred people giving them the bird, but not the asian driver.{perhaps they dont see it, how could that be possible?}.

there are several species of asian driver....the young americanized asian driver can be recognized by the cars they drive...lowered japanese ricers with hood scoops, 8 inch exhausts that make more noise than an f-15 at full afterburner, they are always lowered and have more unreadable decals than a nascar. but the #1 giveaway is a 9 inch tachometer mounted directly in front of the drivers face on the A-pillar.

the most deadly type of asian driver is the FOB female, they can be identified by glasses thicker than the hubble telescope, or on sunny days by the wearing of a welding sheild and white cotton gloves{to keepp their skin fair, ive been told} avoid contact with this type AT ALL COSTS, they have been known to be able actually roll a car doing less than 3 mph on flat and level ground with no other vehicles involved.

this is being posted as a public service, learned from years of experience. some other sure signs that can help you spot an asian driver are

1 they make a left turn from the right lane

2 both hands on wheel in death grip

3 head never moves from straight ahead posistion ex: like checking mirrors

4 red and gold thing with tassels hanging from rear view mirror, blocking yet even more of thier already severly limited field of view

5 flower pattern seat covers and doillie things near rear window

6 NUMEROUS dings scrapes and dents on bumpers and doors, tire sidewall is completely scrapped off. this is caused by MANY botched attempts st parrallel parking

if ever involved in accident with asian driver, be forewarned....they will not speak english. they CAN, but they wont, hoping that in your frustration at their feigned jibberish you will just leave...therefore not reporting accident allowing them to keep undeserved drivers license. the other tactic they use is they will claim to thier insurance co. that you hit them.even though you have a crushed rear bumper and their hood is bent and it happened on a freeway.

i have a great idea "licenses for illegals?" im all for that on one condition...every license given to a mexican...take one away from an asian!!! the world would be a safer place

i was warming my car up in my driveway and an asian driver broadsided me

See asian, shitty, suck, chink

2.

the reason air bags were invented

look at the asian driver doing 40 in the fast lane

See gook, blind, accident, asiand

3.

noun. Asian person who sits in a car behind the steering wheel with their foot on the gas..(rarely). They can be seen driving like a drunken maniac and do not understand english. If you see an asian woman driving, get the fuck off the road.

Most asian driver's eyes are 3/4 closed, no wonder they drive like shit.

You can blindfold most asians with dental floss.

The most common type of car in China is a courtesy car.

See asian, china, shit, drive, car

4.

Asian drivers are drivers just like everyone else. But for some strange reason, white people like to think that Asians are not good at driving. It is unknown how this untrue rumor came to be, but it is just another stereotype perpetuated by Americans because their lives are so empty and worthless that they need to make fun of other people.

I am an Asian driver and I have not gotten in a wreck or have gotten ticketed ever. But, according to Americans, because I'm Asian I am immediately a bad driver.

Good logic, no wonder America is full of idiots...

See asian driver, asian, driver, driving, suck, sucks, white, people

5.

An driver who is constantly persecuted by white Americans because they're jealous of her higher academic grades.

If you get into an accident involving an Asian Driver, the chances are it's your fault.

See maniac, safe, female, intelligent, japanese, chinese