What is Asian Invasion?
1.
When Yao Ming dunks on someone's face.
NBA player 1: "How'd you manage to break your face?"
NBA player 2: "Asian invasion."
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2.
1. Used to describe the "wave" of Asian immigration
2. Also used to describe a growing number of Asian products
However, there is no such thing as an Asian invasion. Asians make up only 5% of the population. This is hardly considered an "invasion". It was coined through hype, propaganda, ignorance and racism.
In reality, Asians are still a minority group.
"I saw TWO Asians today! It's an Asian Invasion!"
3.
gatherings or events with big groups of asians in other racial dominated areas.
asians who are 'white(american) washed' usually run from these asian crowds to avoid stereotypes.
ex 1: those huge asian tour guides at theme parks (ie. Disneyland, Six Flags, etc)
ex 2:
Non-asian friend: WOW! There's a mob of asians! Asian invasion! Can you speak their language??!
White washed asian:...... JUST BECAUSE IM ASIAN..
ex 3:
a group of 9 asian friends get together with two white/spanish/etc friends.
white/spanish/etc friends: Asian invasion!
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4.
When there are a whole bunch of asian's walking around and you cannot seem to find any of your own kind
OMG look out, its an asian invasion. Duck and Cover!
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5.
a word used to describe oriental flavored soup by ramen, the best soup ever made. must be eaten only when drinking a ice cold glass of doctor pepper. (DP)
yumm i love asian invasion soup in the morning with a glass of dp. true porch monkeys
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6.
The large, often Violent invasion of Asian Customers at a seafood buffet shortly before close. These pushy, often illiterate, and especially cheap people usually lead to much annoyance and aggravation among the Restaurant's Employees.
"Shoot, its 8:30.. Here comes the Asian Invasion!"
"That Asian Invasion last night caused me to stay an hour longer than I was scheduled!"
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7.
when clubs go out of business for lack of a mixed crowd due to orientals inviting all their chinks friends.
Bernard, "Man did you go to club Epic last night?"
Charles, "Nah, I heard it was Asian Invasion."
Bernard, "So's your mom."
Charles, /slit wrist.
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