What is Asian Monocle?
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alternatively the asian monocle can be achieved by simply poking another person in the eye with your penis.
girl - "shiiiiiiiittt my eye"
boy - "yeah bitch, you just got an asian monocle".
guy 1 - "hey. did you hear barry has the ball cancer"
guy 2 - "i know it sucks, but at least he can easily asian monocle bitches now"
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