Asian Monocle

What is Asian Monocle?

Similar to Asian Goggles, but performed with only one testicle on one eye.

alternatively the asian monocle can be achieved by simply poking another person in the eye with your penis.

girl - "shiiiiiiiittt my eye"

boy - "yeah bitch, you just got an asian monocle".

guy 1 - "hey. did you hear barry has the ball cancer"

guy 2 - "i know it sucks, but at least he can easily asian monocle bitches now"

See asian, monocle, goggles, sex, exotic

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