What is Asian Penis?
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Not all asians have small penis that most people think. Just like some caucasians who have small penis, some asian males do have small penis too. People think asians have small penises because they watch japanese porn and most male actors have small penises so that they dont have to penetrate but "pretend" to. Most of asians have average length penises just like caucasians. Asians like myself have a penis length of 6.1 inch at 4.46 cm circumference; well for me that is.
White girls at my college think that I have a small penis just because I'm an asian but when I showed them my penis, they went "WOW". I bet they're wanting to suck my asian penis now.
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On almost all other academic studies and scientific researches ever undertaken has proven that Asian penises are just as large as Caucasian penises. The average for both are approximately 5.5 to 6 inches. However, Asian men do not stray far from this average, whilst Caucasian men do. For every Caucasian man with a 9-inch penis, there is one with a 3-inch one. And for every Asian with a 7-inch penis, there is one with a 5-inch one. There are more Caucasians with large penises, but there are also more Caucasians with smaller penises, even smaller than those of many Asians. This fact has also been known for a long time, but stereotypes remain widely "accepted."
Hey check out that asian guys' egg roll, now that ain't no spring roll either, but looks like he's packin way more meat and cabbage than I previously thought. Now I know not judge people's penis size by the slant of their eyes. I'm a blond with huge breasts and will strongly consider some asian penis from now on.
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a penis that tends to be a lot harder and rigid than its Caucasian counterpart which is known to be much softer and squeeshier when erect. There is a well known saying in the Asian community -- "A Caucasian penis to Asians is like the SAT exam. It's just never hard enough."
I'm not very sensitive down there, so I need an asian penis to get off.
This bed is so hard, it feels like I'm sleeping on an asian penis.
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It is a well known fact that the asian penis is substantially smaller than the penis size of every other race. Naturally when voting in a forum such as this website, the asians, which tend to over populate like rabbits will try to sway the vote in their favor thus creating an urban legend. Asians are actually part of a wide spread conspiracy to convience people that "smaller is better" take for example a hotel room, house, or vehicle in an asian country, it is MUCH smaller than that of western nations. They attempt to make everyone believe tht smaller is better when in fact it is inferior. Asians should accept their small penis' and drive home to their small house in their small car and thank whoever invented the dildo so they can please their wives!
All the small penised Asians will get together and try to vote my definition out. But everyone knows that the little asian penis will alway take last place!
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A penis which is attached to a member of the Asian race. It is often said by women (Asian and non-Asian) they perfer Asian penises compared to White, Black, and Latino penises when having intercourse. The reason is because Asians have the hardest, strongest erection out of all races. The Asian penis arches upward when erect, almost touching the belly. Thus, when the penis enters the women's vagina, it stumulates the g-spot much more effectively than it's Black, White, and Latino counterpart.
Bruce Wilkenson is jealous because his hot blonde girlfriend cheated on him with William Fong. Now he wishes he had an Asian penis.
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A synonym of small.
Kathy: Omg! Your penis is so small! You must be Asian!
Joe: I thought my penis was big like a Caucasian man.
Kathy: You wish! No wonder Asian guys can't get us white girls.
Joe: I hate having a Asian penis.
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a very thin penis that is shorter then all other races
look at the number 1 answer his asian penis is only 2" in circumfrence. stupid virgin tryna seem cool. sad isnt it
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