Asian Pickups

What is Asian Pickups?

A joke. Commercials try to make them seem American by saying, "This ain't no compact."

"Hey I got a new Tundra."

"Haha! Sorry."

W.i.f.e

1. WASH. IRON. FUCK. Etc. God DAMN IT WOMAN DID I STUDDER, Get me a Beer. I love you honney. now go slip into that cute lil number so I ca..

Banana Guard

1. Male condom. Rubber. Dumdum, if you will. Be safe. Use a banana guard everytime. See condom, rubber, dumdum, banana, guard..

Bannana Hamick

1. a set of speedo's with a large penis inside i hate when i go to the beach and i see some lame ass in a bannana hamick walking arou..

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