Asian Pickups

What is Asian Pickups?

A joke. Commercials try to make them seem American by saying, "This ain't no compact."

"Hey I got a new Tundra."

"Haha! Sorry."

Zomuhfuhguh

1. The longer term of ZOMFG. Used by fangirls every where. ZOMUHFUHGUH! I squeee for Neji! See zomuhfuhguh, zomg, omfg, neji, fangirls..

Dirty Brent

1. While on vacation at a cabin, wake up in the middle of the night and take a shit in your buddy's car. Wipe your ass with a chocola..

Jackment

1. the first conjunction of the word "jack" "he got jacked" "jackment of ###" "allow jackment"..

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