Asian Picnic

What is Asian Picnic?


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You take a large and sturdy picnic basket and cut a hole in the bottom. Then you have a petite girl, in many cases an Asian, sit in the basket on your “pickle” in a “sweet” (vaginal intercourse) or “sour” (anal penetration) position. You then proceed to hang the basket from a ceiling fan by a rope. From here your just turn on the fan and enjoy as the “chef peels your cucumber”, in other words as the hoe oscillates on your dick. Whether the fan is on low, medium, or high depends on the size of your “salami”, or how “ripe her fruit” is.

yo I took that bitch on an Asian Picnic last night


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