What is Asian Platypus?
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When one takes a party balloon or a twisting clown balloon and pokes it into a petite ass hole of a small Asian woman leaving the end tip sticking out. Then the balloon is inflated while it is in the ass hole and pulled out either ripping the asshole or exploding inside the ass.
My uncle gave my sister the Asian Platypus the other day!
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