Asian Pop Tart

What is Asian Pop Tart?


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1. When you take a pop tart, preferably uncooked, and smash it against someones head and in their hair. The sticky goo should get all in their making it difficult to get out.

2. Or when a man ejaculates inside a woman, and then takes a potato chip and scraping off all the semen and vaginal liquids and eating said potato chip.

1. OH!!! I just shoved a pop tart in your emo hair! You got an asian pop tart, poser bitch! Fuckin suck on that you emo shit!

2. Mmmm... that asian pop tart tasted sooo good, baby!

See pop tart, semen, potato chip, vagina, hair


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