What is Asian Pussy Rockets?
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A bouncy Asian woman that flies at you with her legs spead into your face with a rocket inside her pussy:)These types of Asian woman are very clingy and want to have sex 24/7 ( even with other women and some members of the animal kingdom) When you find yourself in a situation where one is flying at you, you should first of all undo you pants and duck and cover as if you are evading a fireball. Then you should wave your pants in the air to make them think that an other peson is there. You may then use the situation to your advantage by turning the asian pussy rocket chick and making her face a person that you despise then pouring very hot souce in her twat to use as a fuel. The asian will then fly at the person of your choice. There is, however, a drawback to this... When she flies at the ferson, she will explode with the power of sexy asian back massage and a little bit of dynomite. So, you will lose your asian chick so use her wisly. do not do this if you have an affinity for asians. (warning asian may have herpes.) You can find one only if you go to Bangkok or your local chinatown. When there, find a cheap asian restaraunt, get a crappy fortune cookie, click your heels 27 times and yell ASIAN PUSSY ROCKETS X=). BE SAFE AND HAVE AN AWESOME TIME
I just shot my Asian Pussy Rockets at my most hated friend and killed him.
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I just shot my Asian Pussy Rockets at my most hated friend and killed him.
