What is Asian Ranting?
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Its the need to try and be the best at things and bust out facts that are clearly not true at all. And when that attempt has failed they go into this ranting fit that only ends with them getting thrown out of there mother's basement.
Chin: Dude my penis is not 3 inches. (recites some facts he heard from someone that are completely false.)
John: yes it is. Dont lie just live up to the fact and we can move past this.
Chin: Asian Ranting begins (Trashes around violently breaking thingsand yelling) No mom dont turn of the computer. (insert yelling in another language that is Asian between them) Dude, I gotta go.
Weeks later.
John: Where did Chin go?
Wang: He had to move into grandma's basement.
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