Asianitis

What is Asianitis?


1.

Typically all people suffering from asianitis are mistaken as being another race, when in fact they are suffering from a disease that makes them good at: video games, dancing, fashion, math, and etc. Disabilities include: bad accents, having weird interests, and an obsession with old school hip-hop.

Bob: Hey look! It's that asian kid!

Joe: Hey now, don't point out the asian. He's had enough suffering from asianitis.

See asian, asia, japan, china, korea

2.

When a non-chinese person begins saying things like "Ai-Yah!" JACKIE!!" for no apparent reason.

Eventually the person may not be able to stop uttering these random things.

Person 1: *hits head on door*

AI-YAH

Person 2: Asianitis, dude...

See chinese, egg, white, generic


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