What is Asianitis?
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Typically all people suffering from asianitis are mistaken as being another race, when in fact they are suffering from a disease that makes them good at: video games, dancing, fashion, math, and etc. Disabilities include: bad accents, having weird interests, and an obsession with old school hip-hop.
Bob: Hey look! It's that asian kid!
Joe: Hey now, don't point out the asian. He's had enough suffering from asianitis.
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When a non-chinese person begins saying things like "Ai-Yah!" JACKIE!!" for no apparent reason.
Eventually the person may not be able to stop uttering these random things.
Person 1: *hits head on door*
AI-YAH
Person 2: Asianitis,
dude ...
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