What is Asia's Italy?
1.
An imitation pizza from China
That china-man was trying to be a gino by eating a pizza, but we knew it was only asia's italy
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the yakuza. A group of social misfits similar to the italian mafia.
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3.
asia's italy is JAPAN, so named because italy and japan are similarly shaped.
asia's italy produces some fine motor vehicles
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Tibet. Any country can be referred to as the italy of its region, if it is crappy, rundown, was once famous and has a lot of shitty leftover culture from like a thousand years ago. But now a days its basically indian reservation.
hey look at this neato Temple, its been here for a thouand years, everybody can read and write, but they have to resort to eating bird guano to survive.
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