What is Asif?
1.
a boggling mastermind
shonk gorilla stomp baby
2.
an alternative combination of word and phrase for 'whatever'. When put into use, it can effectively confuse the recipient which in turn gives the speaker the upper hand
Charlotte: I win everything!
Chris: ASIF!That's the biggest joke i've heard!
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3.
to be an ugly piece of shit
someone who can't find a girlfiend
someone who is lonely and is disgusting
Hey guys, look at that asif sitting in the corner
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4.
A wrinkly, tired old man. Doesn't sleep much. Also talks and laughs wayy too much for his own good. Is also a little bit of a perv!
Asif needs to sleep really badly!
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