Asif Edit Meaning

1.

a boggling mastermind

shonk gorilla stomp baby

2.

an alternative combination of word and phrase for 'whatever'. When put into use, it can effectively confuse the recipient which in turn gives the speaker the upper hand

Charlotte: I win everything!

Chris: ASIF!That's the biggest joke i've heard!

See chris, wins, everything, charlotte

3.

to be an ugly piece of shit

someone who can't find a girlfiend

someone who is lonely and is disgusting

Hey guys, look at that asif sitting in the corner

See ugly, shit, lonely, disgusting, alone

4.

A wrinkly, tired old man. Doesn't sleep much. Also talks and laughs wayy too much for his own good. Is also a little bit of a perv!

Asif needs to sleep really badly!

See old, man, sleep, lack, pervert