Asifalis Edit Meaning

1. When a red neck cannot find a female companion for the night and has no other choice than to become a homosexual in order to get laid.....

1. The ultimate combination of omfg, pmg, and zomg. Basically means, "Oh my fucking God!" liek zpmfg, he totaly just pwned you,..

1. When someone with a boyfriend/girlfriend wants phone sex from someone not their boyfriend/girlfriend Friend: I'm not even his girl..