What is Ask Jeeves?
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(n.) The most
I hate ask
I shall hit it with my hating stick.
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2.
The lamest Search Engine Ever. The commercials tell you that typing in a question will give you an answer.
All it is is a search engine, like Google, and Yahho (Except 6000 times worse) and does NOT give you answers, merely search results.
Me: *types in* Where can I find 10 hour long porn movies?
Ask: 1st Result A Brief History on movies at the cinema!
Me: Why can't Ask implode?
Ask: 1st Result 10 HOUR Pr0n DVD'Z 4 DOwnloaDINg LOLZ!!!11
Me: Ah.. I think i'm gonna go use Google now...
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A dumbass man on the internet, you can't get a straight answer from jeeves.
Jeeves-Ask me a question
Me-Where can i find pictures of men in the nude?
Jeeves-The answer is, Carpet right the number one place for carpets.
Me-AHHHHHHHHH!
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Little Merle: I typed in "Russian Goods and Services" and all I got were mail orded brides. Hmm, that one looks pretty decent, actually...Where is all the real information that real people need?!
Little Alvin: Try
5.
Jeeves is a sexy balding butler who looks better with no pants on rather than clothed.
Moi: oooh jeeves bend over big boy
(Jeeves bends over)
Moi:*whip crack!!*
Jeeves: IM A BAD BOY!!
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To type in a keyword(s) to the web search engine Ask. Jeeves is the mascot for the site.
"What does Julie Andrews look like?"
"Why don't you Ask Jeeves?"
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