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A short Italian Corperal in the Ontario Regiment. He could'nt get laid for a long time, then all of a sudden he had bitches coming..
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oi, i herd that miss gatty snogged ur boyfriend, mr holdin at a party, is dat true??
yeh it is init. shame
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how woz last nite?
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Oral sex, but with flowers.
floral sex was so great last night. I stuck some flowers up her vagina and started licking it.
See oral s..