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1. When you first wake up in the morning and you take a piss your penis looks really sad. Man, my penis looked really schloopie today when..

1. verb- to relieve oneself Yo, I just crizzle tizzled up in this nizzle bizzle- ya heard? See Your mom..

1. An older woman unfamiliar with the ways of a wild cougar. She settled for men her own age even if they aren’t in her same league. A hun..