Asnus Edit Meaning

1. One must scoot as far back on the toilet seat as one can (without touching your dirty anus on the actual seat, because thats disgusting)..

1. Facial hair that all Unix experts are mysteriously compelled to grow. The length, bushiness, and unkemptness of the Unix beard are all d..

1. A driver who moves up as close to the line and or car in front of him as if it will make him or her get anywhere any faster Driver: Thi..