What is Asparagus?
1.
Slang for
"Blowin' on asparagus; The realest shit I ever smoked" - Young Jeezy, "Put On"
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2.
A random vegitable. Tasty. Makes pee smell weird.
Also used as asparagusarific. Asparagusarific is a term saying that something is as good as asparagus.
"Asparagus"
"That stuff is just asparagusarific"
3.
slang for the "man root"... delicious with melted butter (not too hot...at least not the butter)
Some asparagus is always in season...
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4.
game young women play when working asparagus
ok girls Asparagus game is like strip poker, however you will need remove your pants first....
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mexican poker
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5.
a disgusting vegetable in the form of a puke-green rod. makes you want to throw up in a bowl and drink it. makes pee smell like old people.
asparagus is gross, it makes me feel like brownies...
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6.
to spare one of another's misfortune or mistake
josh: (rolling dice) i cant seem to roll a seven!
jenny: gimme it, i can do it!
(after a couple minutes....)
josh: ASPARAGUS, no one can roll a seven...
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7.
( pronounced ASSpah-RAGus ); A catch-all term for any vegetables that you'd rather not eat.
Mom, 'Here, I made a sandwich for you.'
Kid, '....Ick, it's got asparagus in it!!'
Mom, 'It's just lettuce and its good for you. Eat up.'
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