Asparagus Pee

What is Asparagus Pee?


1.

The smelly urine that developes after eating fresh asparagus. It is cited that everyone gets asparagus pee but only 20% can smell it. To those that can, the aroma is unmistakable, a uniquely bad smell. To those who can't, be careful to flush after eating a big plate of asparagus, you may make that new love interest run in terror.

Jen's asparagus pee was so rank that I had to go home and flush out my eyes. She didn't even seem to notice it! I don't think I can go there again.

See urine, pee, stank, asparagus, alone


77

Random Words:

1. An ancronym for We Eat This Sh*t Up (pronounced wet-sue), meaning we are gung ho and highly enthused, used in the Army in the Vietnam er..
1. To initiate sexual intercourse with an unsuspecting female who is bent over exposing her entry points. This is best exemplified in the ..
1. A firefighter (usually overwieght and unfit) who is of no use on the fire ground. This person will don S.C.B.A., grab a pike pole, and s..