Asparagus Syndrome

What is Asparagus Syndrome?


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Asparagus Syndrome is a mental illness that causes one to believe they are the Green Giant.

Billy: IM THE GREEN GIANT! -stomp stomp stomp-

Jane: Dude, I think Billy has Asparagus Syndrome.

See asparagus, syndrome, green giant, illness, aspergers

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An unlucky cunt who is not only painfully autistic (asperger syndrome) but can't spell for shit (dyslexic)

He says he feels a lighter shade of yellow today but when I told him to write down "yellow", he wrote "hjsdf". He must have Asparagus Syndrome

See Aldy


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