Asparagus Syndrome

What is Asparagus Syndrome?

Asparagus Syndrome is a mental illness that causes one to believe they are the Green Giant.

Billy: IM THE GREEN GIANT! -stomp stomp stomp-

Jane: Dude, I think Billy has Asparagus Syndrome.

See asparagus, syndrome, green giant, illness, aspergers

An unlucky cunt who is not only painfully autistic (asperger syndrome) but can't spell for shit (dyslexic)

He says he feels a lighter shade of yellow today but when I told him to write down "yellow", he wrote "hjsdf". He must have Asparagus Syndrome

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