Asparapuss

What is Asparapuss?

having your girl eat asparagus hours before you go down on her, resulting in a funky smelling AND tasting vagina

We had asparagus for dinner and afterwards, I went down on her and she had asparapuss.

See going down, eating out, vagina, pussy, fornicate, fornication, lick

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