Aspen Edit Meaning

1.

The prettiest little ski town in North America. Home to Buttermilk, Snowmass, Highlands and AJAX. The town where the rich and poor come to ski in the day and drink in the night.

up a mountain down a beer in aspen colorado

2.

A place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano.

Lloyd: So where are you headin'?

Mary: Aspen.

Lloyd: Hmmm, California! Beautiful!

See colorado, aspen, dumb, dumber

3.

an awesome girl who is always joking around and having a good time. everyone loves to be around her. also somewhat of a pimp when it comes to the boys.

oh man aspen told me the funniest joke i was laughing for hours!

boy 1: "uhh me and aspen 'hung out' last night"

boy 2: "no way! we 'hung out' earlier today"

both: "oh man she's such a pimp! she 'hung out' with both of us!"

See aspen, cool, awesome, pimp, rad

4.

aspen is a small town in colorado that is constentally misjudged by the tourists. they are the animal killers there. this one fur store in aspen has had its windows broken by locals. most of my friends including me are vegetarians and are hippies. so get the idea that aspenites are animal killing snobs.

Me:Hey Morgan lets go skiing on aspen moutian and make fun of the tourists that can't ski and are in ugly fur ski coats and tight pants!

Morgan: Ok! Damn beasts!

See aspen, morgan, colorado, animal, hippie

5.

The most over-rated and ridiculously expensive ski resort in colorado. Home of the snooty, fur coat, fur boot and leggings wearing yuppies. A place where PETA would have a hay-day. Where everything is ridiculously over priced and even the fast food dollar menu is $1.50. The main attraction of the resort is celebrity-watching and shopping at the designer stores. The only good time to go is during the infamous X-games which brings in normal people who actually ski and snowboard instead of going to look pretty in fur on the mountain. Also a term to describe somebody who is snooty or wearing too much fur.

That woman with her 20 facelifts and breast implants is so aspen.

I went to aspen this weekend and now I cant even afford food for a week.

See expensive, fur, yuppies, colorado, ski, x-games

6.

Smelly stuff you just can't describe but you NEVER forget!!

Is that ASPEN on my shoe??

See U.N.C.L.E.