Aspergers

What is Aspergers?


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Aspergers Syndrome is a disorder similiar to Autism. Persons with AS show marked deficiencies in social skills, have difficulties with transitions or changes and prefer sameness. They often have obsessive routines and may be preoccupied with a particular subject of interest. They have a great deal of difficulty reading nonverbal cues (body language) and very often the individual with AS has difficulty determining proper body space. Often overly sensitive to sounds, tastes, smells, and sights, the person with AS may prefer soft clothing, certain foods, and be bothered by sounds or lights no one else seems to hear or see

The lead singer from the Vines has Aspergers Syndrome

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A life-long disorder that affects the way the nervous system is set up, diagnoses ranging from borderline to severe. Oddities in people with Asperger's leads to problems socially. As the person inflicted gets older, they're more likely to control the more disabling features. You could think of it as the linking point between Autism and AD(H)D. More debilitating than AD(H)D, benign compared to Autism. Usually leads to or is co-morbid with other disorders.

But aspergers always comes with a serving of OCD and a side of Sensory Integration Dysfunction.

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An individual with Aspergers syndrome is above average intelligence and appears to have normal social and communication and looks and talks normal as well.The only thing that is different about them is that they love star trek,star wars,star gate etc...

BUT some with aspergers aren't as gifted as the above.These symptoms include:

being terrified of their own shadow (basically everything)

severely impaired social functioning

EXTREME dependency (the same level as a five year old)

Mild,moderate to severe learning difficulties

Can't play sports because they are terrified of the ball or even the bat!

Severe anxiety issues

Very poor co-ordination

person A:"That kid is dumb as fuck! He's terrified of his own shadow and he didn't know what 5 add 5 was"

person B:"Shut up,he's got Aspergers"

person A:"I thought they were supposed to be geniuses?"

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4.

A minor form of autism diagnosed to every second kid in the USA who's too lazy to get their ass off the MMOs and go outside.

Also: Fake syndrome so parents don't think their kids are failures.

My friend has aspergers.

Oh that's neat, so does my cousin, and my dad, and my mom, and my sister, and my friends friend, and my dogs penis.

SHUT THE FUCK UP

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