Asphalt

What is Asphalt?


1.

An agregate mixture of rock and petroleum that is used commonly as a road paving material. Also used in parking lots. Cheaper than concrete.

Jimmy had his guts splattered all over the asphalt after he crashed his motorcycle.

See blacktop, pavement

2.

A fault created by ones ass. A slip of the cheeks, a rectal passage malfunction. A shart. When you accidentally crap yourself.

Caution: Too much draft beer and taco's may cause an asphalt.

See shart, poop, tarmack, blacktop, road, gnl

3.

slang for asphalt concrete

With the change in seasons, Chicago's asphalt is destabilized and prone to forming potholes.

See streets

4.

Asphalt: European slang for black people.

Example:

Guy one: did you see that black guy over there?

Guy two: Yes, I have seen a lot of asphalts today.

See black, blacks, african american, colored, black people


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