What is Asphalt?
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An agregate mixture of rock and petroleum that is used commonly as a road paving material. Also used in parking lots. Cheaper than concrete.
Jimmy had his guts splattered all over the asphalt after he crashed his motorcycle.
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A fault created by ones ass. A slip of the cheeks, a rectal passage malfunction. A
Caution: Too much draft beer and taco's may cause an asphalt.
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slang for asphalt concrete
With the change in seasons, Chicago's asphalt is destabilized and prone to forming potholes.
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Asphalt: European slang for black people.
Example:
Guy one: did you see that black guy over there?
Guy two: Yes, I have seen a lot of asphalts today.
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