Asphalt Alligator

What is Asphalt Alligator?

(N). slang--a police car, often a traffic cop, lying low in the grass median or hidden behind a building to trap speeders.

On my way to work today while driving my car, I saw an Asphalt Alligator from behind the brick building on the left.

Hog Stomp

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Ass Blades

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821

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