Asphalt Cocktail

What is Asphalt Cocktail?

1. In skater-terms, a new coined term for a serious wipeout or faceplant; Specifically on pavement, most likely in a skate park.

2. The name of a 6 minute Wind Ensemble composition by Composer John Mackey.

"Did you see Todd wipe out? God, he really had an asphalt cocktail!"

See faceplant, wipeout, fail, crash, accident, wreck, smash, skateboard

Zomboner

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Jacked And Tan

1. One who is blessed with bronzed skin and the muscles of a greek god. "Damn Coskey is pretty jacked and tan" See jacked, tan,..

Holy Jesus Convention

1. A term used in a cosplay skit, one about Narutards, and how many there are. Basically, it was one of the best skits I've seen, and..

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