What is Asphalt Cocktail?
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1. In skater-terms, a new coined term for a serious wipeout or faceplant; Specifically on pavement, most likely in a skate park.
2. The name of a 6 minute Wind Ensemble composition by Composer John Mackey.
"Did you see Todd wipe out? God, he really had an asphalt cocktail!"
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