Asphalt Cocktail

What is Asphalt Cocktail?

1. In skater-terms, a new coined term for a serious wipeout or faceplant; Specifically on pavement, most likely in a skate park.

2. The name of a 6 minute Wind Ensemble composition by Composer John Mackey.

"Did you see Todd wipe out? God, he really had an asphalt cocktail!"

See faceplant, wipeout, fail, crash, accident, wreck, smash, skateboard

Zawalick

1. zawalick is the last name of supercool awesome people who are not jewish. characteristics of people with the name zawalick are super sup..

Milph

1. An expansion of the acronym MILF. A "milph" is "A mom I'd Like to Plow into the Headboard." It is used to descr..

Yaoi Fangirl

1. A subcategory of fangirl. 1. A fangirl who is obsessed with yaoi 2. The female equivalent of the male unbathed fanboy Beware of yaoi ..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Asphalt Cocktail Edit Meaning