Asphalt Cocktail

What is Asphalt Cocktail?

1. In skater-terms, a new coined term for a serious wipeout or faceplant; Specifically on pavement, most likely in a skate park.

2. The name of a 6 minute Wind Ensemble composition by Composer John Mackey.

"Did you see Todd wipe out? God, he really had an asphalt cocktail!"

See faceplant, wipeout, fail, crash, accident, wreck, smash, skateboard

Hofstad

1. One kick-ass chick! "Damn!How'd a wimp like Ricky get hooked up with a Hofstad like that?" "Luck and money." ..

Ymbhb

1. Your Moms Big Hairy Box Solu YMBHB is getting in the way of the TV See cunt, vagina, box, wax, please, fuck box..

Crazypenguin

1. A korean mammal. Yet it is confused with chinese. Harmless until disturbed and can unleash WMD. Damn those crazypenguins. See mojo..

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