Asphalt Cocktail

What is Asphalt Cocktail?

1. In skater-terms, a new coined term for a serious wipeout or faceplant; Specifically on pavement, most likely in a skate park.

2. The name of a 6 minute Wind Ensemble composition by Composer John Mackey.

"Did you see Todd wipe out? God, he really had an asphalt cocktail!"

See faceplant, wipeout, fail, crash, accident, wreck, smash, skateboard

Assfinch

1. A self-important, but really insignificant, noisy, persistent asshole whose job is to bother you. That freakish assfinch at starbucks k..

Face An L

1. When smoking a blunt or L by yourself and the L only touches your face. Person A: yo are you smoking today? Person B: yeah man but i d..

Qualityseum

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