Asphalt Cocktail

What is Asphalt Cocktail?

1. In skater-terms, a new coined term for a serious wipeout or faceplant; Specifically on pavement, most likely in a skate park.

2. The name of a 6 minute Wind Ensemble composition by Composer John Mackey.

"Did you see Todd wipe out? God, he really had an asphalt cocktail!"

See faceplant, wipeout, fail, crash, accident, wreck, smash, skateboard

Doo Doo Earthquake

1. farting and pooping at the same time in a toilet He took such a doo doo earthquake that he woke the neighbors up. See shart, top shelf..

Bizness

1. n., deliberate respelling of "business" with meanings generally derived from that word. May refer to any purposeful activity,..

Feather Cookie

1. Inserting a feather into a mans ass then bending it up front to tickle his balls. My ass kinda hurts after I got that Feather Cookie la..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Asphalt Cocktail Edit Meaning