Asphalt Cocktail

What is Asphalt Cocktail?

1. In skater-terms, a new coined term for a serious wipeout or faceplant; Specifically on pavement, most likely in a skate park.

2. The name of a 6 minute Wind Ensemble composition by Composer John Mackey.

"Did you see Todd wipe out? God, he really had an asphalt cocktail!"

See faceplant, wipeout, fail, crash, accident, wreck, smash, skateboard

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One Of Sams Bad Ideas

1. An idea that when proposed can immediately be seen as prone for inevitable and spectacular failure usually involving Sam and Madden sitt..

P.a.t.t.

1. Party all the time (P.A.T.T.) Used as acronym: "My girl wants to P.A.T.T." Used as verb: "My girl P.A.T.T.'s man..

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