What is Asphalt Cocktail?
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1. In skater-terms, a new coined term for a serious wipeout or faceplant; Specifically on pavement, most likely in a skate park.
2. The name of a 6 minute Wind Ensemble composition by Composer John Mackey.
"Did you see Todd wipe out? God, he really had an asphalt cocktail!"
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Term of endearment for a male friend.
Girl to guy: "Hey fondle-cong, I love you. Now let's go get drunk"
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When Kathy Nguyen queefs on pedestrians or random people unexpectedly.
Oh wtf! Quit being a queef mongler, you're not Kathy!
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