Asphalt Cocktail

What is Asphalt Cocktail?

1. In skater-terms, a new coined term for a serious wipeout or faceplant; Specifically on pavement, most likely in a skate park.

2. The name of a 6 minute Wind Ensemble composition by Composer John Mackey.

"Did you see Todd wipe out? God, he really had an asphalt cocktail!"

See faceplant, wipeout, fail, crash, accident, wreck, smash, skateboard

Quagle

1. a soft and saggy penis that gets scrapped on the dirt when you are walking, automatically has E.D. aww man my quagle is getting worses ..

King Krichevskoy

1. The Overlord of neitherworld. He died from choking on a Black Pretzel..

Zhin

1. the act of being a badass see also, frood man, that guy just beat down 20 people! what a zhin! See badass, zhin, wimp, loser..

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