Asphalt Cocktail

What is Asphalt Cocktail?

1. In skater-terms, a new coined term for a serious wipeout or faceplant; Specifically on pavement, most likely in a skate park.

2. The name of a 6 minute Wind Ensemble composition by Composer John Mackey.

"Did you see Todd wipe out? God, he really had an asphalt cocktail!"

See faceplant, wipeout, fail, crash, accident, wreck, smash, skateboard

Exposo

1. A member of totse. He and his sister have wacky adventures chock full of incestious fun. Also (supposedly) known as Exploration Of Zod..

Poosy

1. Slang for "vagina" said by those hesitant to actually say "pussy." I bet Duke Nukem gets a lot of poosy. 2. The a..

Get It Up Ya

1. A way of telling someone to get a dick up there ass. Also another way of saying "bullshit". Dude 1: I had a mad time last n..

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