Asphalt Cocktail

What is Asphalt Cocktail?

1. In skater-terms, a new coined term for a serious wipeout or faceplant; Specifically on pavement, most likely in a skate park.

2. The name of a 6 minute Wind Ensemble composition by Composer John Mackey.

"Did you see Todd wipe out? God, he really had an asphalt cocktail!"

See faceplant, wipeout, fail, crash, accident, wreck, smash, skateboard

Funches

1. An expression of anger; a self-censoring word to replace "fuck" That mother funches funchnut! I funchin' told him to ge..

Zilz

1. The master Motherfucker Zilz you motherfucking master See zilz, motherfucker, mother, fucker, fuck..

Velosia

1. A nicer, more socially acceptable way of referring to the female vagina. (language of origin English College of charleston) Hey (female..

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