Asphalt Cocktail

What is Asphalt Cocktail?

1. In skater-terms, a new coined term for a serious wipeout or faceplant; Specifically on pavement, most likely in a skate park.

2. The name of a 6 minute Wind Ensemble composition by Composer John Mackey.

"Did you see Todd wipe out? God, he really had an asphalt cocktail!"

See faceplant, wipeout, fail, crash, accident, wreck, smash, skateboard

Ihy

1. acronym for I Hate You Lisa: Laurie, why are you starting fights with me? Laurie: Because IHY!!! See hate, ihy, ily, ylm, love 2. i..

Dykegly

1. (A:) A derogatory term used to describe an overweight, and/or unattractive heterosexual female who either falsely identifies herself as,..

Humpytoy

1. Toy a dog likes to hump. Will you be my Humpytoy? See Sam 2. Humpytoy is the trademark brand name of the original sex toy for dogs. ..

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