Asphalt Cocktail

What is Asphalt Cocktail?

1. In skater-terms, a new coined term for a serious wipeout or faceplant; Specifically on pavement, most likely in a skate park.

2. The name of a 6 minute Wind Ensemble composition by Composer John Mackey.

"Did you see Todd wipe out? God, he really had an asphalt cocktail!"

See faceplant, wipeout, fail, crash, accident, wreck, smash, skateboard

Heellll Nawl

1. An extreme form of saying no. Used commonly when referring to any form of sex with a person over 120 lbs. and shorter than 5'5 Lu..

The Jerry

1. After tabbogining, proceed to ride her up the stairs. Also known as the tow-rope Sue gave me a jerry so I could tabbogin her back down...

Up In This Piece

1. Means the same thing as,wh ats going on whats up in this piece? See sup, what's up..

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