Asphalt Cocktail

What is Asphalt Cocktail?

1. In skater-terms, a new coined term for a serious wipeout or faceplant; Specifically on pavement, most likely in a skate park.

2. The name of a 6 minute Wind Ensemble composition by Composer John Mackey.

"Did you see Todd wipe out? God, he really had an asphalt cocktail!"

See faceplant, wipeout, fail, crash, accident, wreck, smash, skateboard

Oregoon

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/mu/

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Mantenance

1. Any form of male grooming. "Yo dude, I gotta run. Gonna do some mantenance. Gotta be tough on the scruff!" See shaving, ma..

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