Asphalt Cocktail

What is Asphalt Cocktail?

1. In skater-terms, a new coined term for a serious wipeout or faceplant; Specifically on pavement, most likely in a skate park.

2. The name of a 6 minute Wind Ensemble composition by Composer John Mackey.

"Did you see Todd wipe out? God, he really had an asphalt cocktail!"

See faceplant, wipeout, fail, crash, accident, wreck, smash, skateboard

Goochland

1. small county in virginia, filled with hicks/ rednecksand loserswho all have extremely large gooches. Reilly Meng really likes those gooc..

Kroakie

1. A dark-skinned negro. Stinkypie saw a kroakie get arrested at KFC. See shitlips, porchmonkey, swiss, chocolate, cake..

Zoobob

1. the butt hair that a dingleberry dangles from There was a big dingleberry hanging from my dogs zoobob. See Stephanie..

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