Asphalt Cocktail

What is Asphalt Cocktail?

1. In skater-terms, a new coined term for a serious wipeout or faceplant; Specifically on pavement, most likely in a skate park.

2. The name of a 6 minute Wind Ensemble composition by Composer John Mackey.

"Did you see Todd wipe out? God, he really had an asphalt cocktail!"

See faceplant, wipeout, fail, crash, accident, wreck, smash, skateboard

Opulate

1. To caress one's genitalia For an extra $10, Lexus will opulate you until the end of the song. See caress, touch, stimulate, strok..

Fogger

1. A person who tires to act like a Nigger and is a fob. A ghetto pretender who is also a fob. A fob is Fresh-Off-The-Boat. sorry..

W&b

1. Short for Wake and Bake, which is the process of smoking a bowl or marijuana in general in the morning before going to work, school, etc..

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