Asphalt Cocktail

What is Asphalt Cocktail?

1. In skater-terms, a new coined term for a serious wipeout or faceplant; Specifically on pavement, most likely in a skate park.

2. The name of a 6 minute Wind Ensemble composition by Composer John Mackey.

"Did you see Todd wipe out? God, he really had an asphalt cocktail!"

See faceplant, wipeout, fail, crash, accident, wreck, smash, skateboard

Sexybeastman

1. Sexybeastman- (n.) The hottest being ever to grace this special high school. He has voluminous hair and a great body. Girl 1: Damn, did..

Dork-fu

1. A dork, demonstrating his dork-prowess in a dorkly fashion, maybe on a chatroom, spilling out some intricate startrek drivel or pasting ..

Judge Juniqua

1. The Black version of Judge Judy. Used in a Redman skit on Malpractice. Court is now in session. Please niggaz put your bluntz out. Pre..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Asphalt Cocktail Edit Meaning