Asphalt Cowboy

What is Asphalt Cowboy?


1.

A man (country boy) who works on the road. He is always gone, traveling to different states due to his line of work.

An asphalt cowboy could be considered a truck driver, iron worker, etc.

See union worker, good money

2.

Is a noobowner/driver of a very expensive & perpetually immaculate 4WD; they never take the vehicle off-road and use the vehicle as it was originally intended, mostly because they have lower than average driving skills.

*Big shiny expensive Toyota 4WD with shiny rims a pulls up at intersection*

Bystander: "stupid asphalt cowboy...."

See noob, noobs, cowboy, driver

3.

A male prostitute that works truck stops and services truckers.

I stopped off at wild bills truck stop and got some action from an asphalt cowboy before continuing down I-25 to deliver my load.

See hooker, trucker, prostitute, male


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