What is Asphalt Hickey?
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A scar or
i.e. crash on the road --> kissing asphalt --> asphalt hickey
I got a sweet asphalt hickey when I endoed during Critical Mass (not wearing my helmet, course).
Wise Confucius say: kiss too much asphalt, get asphalt hickey.
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