Asphalt Hickey

What is Asphalt Hickey?

A scar or road rashcaused by crashing and breaking one's fall with one's face or neck.

i.e. crash on the road --> kissing asphalt --> asphalt hickey

I got a sweet asphalt hickey when I endoed during Critical Mass (not wearing my helmet, course).

Wise Confucius say: kiss too much asphalt, get asphalt hickey.

See road rash, crash, scar, asphalt, pavement

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