What is Asphalt Shoes?
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Heavy shoes which allow workers to walk on warm material without leaving tracks.
Also can be used as an insult or accusation of guile, saying one either has heavy steps or aren't very agile, or that they think they are clever.
I see you got them asphalt shoes. Now see if you can walk on water for me, ya jackass.
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This is used as a verb to describe the soon to be embarked upon journey of intoxication consisting of alcohol (usually beer), and large ..
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The act of self-induced ocular penetration
-Shoot girl...wanna give me some dome?
-Hell naw.
(He preceded to auto-domefuck himself)
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