Asphalt Shoes

What is Asphalt Shoes?

Heavy shoes which allow workers to walk on warm material without leaving tracks.

Also can be used as an insult or accusation of guile, saying one either has heavy steps or aren't very agile, or that they think they are clever.

I see you got them asphalt shoes. Now see if you can walk on water for me, ya jackass.

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