What is Asphalt Shoes?
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Heavy shoes which allow workers to walk on warm material without leaving tracks.
Also can be used as an insult or accusation of guile, saying one either has heavy steps or aren't very agile, or that they think they are clever.
I see you got them asphalt shoes. Now see if you can walk on water for me, ya jackass.
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Random Words:
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An internet phrase that was used wildly for about a month, and was almost never used again.
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1. Wad of cash which is randomly arranged.
2. Chaotic strap of cash.
It was difficult to count the keiper-stack he handed me.
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Something that is not in any way fruity or gay
Person #1: Did you hear Fall Out Boy is doing a cover of that song?
Person #2: What the..
