What is Asphalt Shoes?
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Heavy shoes which allow workers to walk on warm material without leaving tracks.
Also can be used as an insult or accusation of guile, saying one either has heavy steps or aren't very agile, or that they think they are clever.
I see you got them asphalt shoes. Now see if you can walk on water for me, ya jackass.
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Random Words:
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fistfull of boomstick but with two hands
jennings just had to use two hands on that poor cow..
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Deviated beyond recognition.
Man, see that girls hair!? Its so Adam Campbell.
See adam, campbell, deviation, hair..