Asphalt Shoes

What is Asphalt Shoes?

Heavy shoes which allow workers to walk on warm material without leaving tracks.

Also can be used as an insult or accusation of guile, saying one either has heavy steps or aren't very agile, or that they think they are clever.

I see you got them asphalt shoes. Now see if you can walk on water for me, ya jackass.

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Face Check

1. to head butt someone with ur face. did u see that head butt?? man he just got face checked! hahhaa See head butt, face check 2. Th..

Laraway

1. a sweet mustache....... black peoples poop is white, like a bird. yo! that kids got a laraway on his face. HE FUCKING ROOLS. See like ..

Uber-poosac

1. A very large and obnoxious poosac. My uber-poosac was so bad it seemed suicide was my only option. See Brian..

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