Asphalt Shoes

What is Asphalt Shoes?

Heavy shoes which allow workers to walk on warm material without leaving tracks.

Also can be used as an insult or accusation of guile, saying one either has heavy steps or aren't very agile, or that they think they are clever.

I see you got them asphalt shoes. Now see if you can walk on water for me, ya jackass.

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Quenning

1. A sexual position that places the male under the female. She sits on his face and his mouth is placed directly under her vagina. The res..

W0nd

1. A lesson in ownage, not that pussy shit like /pwnt, or pwned, or 0wned, but true ownage, hence, w0nd. Bill says: Man my wife just cheat..

Dumbot

1. object with purely reflex behavior; lacking any diversity in reaction to like circumstances. automatic doors are dumbots: they open in..

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