What is Asphalt Shoes?
1.
Heavy shoes which allow workers to walk on warm material without leaving tracks.
Also can be used as an insult or accusation of guile, saying one either has heavy steps or aren't very agile, or that they think they are clever.
I see you got them asphalt shoes. Now see if you can walk on water for me, ya jackass.
See
Random Words:
1.
12 year old girls that look like 18 year old hookers.
My sister is such a prostatatot.
1.
12 year old girls that look like 18 year ol..
1.
A recommendation which starts with the words "I reckon you should..."
I reckon you should stfu thetron..