Asphalt Sleeping

What is Asphalt Sleeping?

1- To pass out drunk / high in the street.

2- To snore after getting knocked out in a street fight.

1- "That guy was just laying next to his 40 can of beer asphalt sleeping."

2- "He got knocked out with just one punch. Now he is asphalt sleeping it off."

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