Asphaltchicken

What is Asphaltchicken?


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An AsphaltChicken is the most dangerous enemy to encounter in most games.

Since HL1DM, cs 0.1beta and TFC...every gamer around the world is beware of that of tha special player...

noob: "hey..the chicken is cheating..nobody can be that good, quick and impossible to overrule!"

AsphaltChicken:" hey noob..the only cheat i´ve got running is the weed in my blood..so call me a bio-cheater..anything else will get u hunt down for good!"

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